Tree Stripper Day Tripper

Merman popped over this evening to eat veggie curry and try and get me to join his cult of raw food eaters and tree huggers. No- he wasn't that bad but he does have a funny energy about him that kind of hypnotises me. And that's even when he isn't wripping his clothes off in front of me on the beach. And so a new friendship has been born between the ginger herbal tea drinker and the blond tree surgeon who also drinks herbal tea but only if it's made from leaves plucked from an organic bush on a commune in Dorset. Give me Twinings any day. I thanked him for passing his mojo onto me, for this must partly explain my rainy spell lately, as it's since that fateful day on the seafront that my luck has most certainly been in. Unfortunately he is unable to attend my 'Champagne and Bling' party. Shame as it would have been rather entertaining to have a stripper.....