Monday, November 26, 2007

It's War!

Oh my god. I am having an email slagging match with a complete stranger and all because I applied for a writing job. She seems as though, and I know emailing can misconstrue things a bit, she's a total cow and shouldn't have a job whereby she has to deal with people. Here are the interactions below- see for yourself. I'm tempted to cut and paste them and send them onto her boss- I have all her details. What do you think readers?

Hi Alison
I hear you are in need of a child-friendly freelance writer for your
project for Ouseburn Valley Children's Heritage Guide and I am very interested in helping you out. I am a freelance writer for magazines and also write children's stories, as well as having a child of my own to bring up, so let me know the details of what you are looking for and I'm sure I can provide you with exactly what you want. I look forward to hearing from you. Let me know if you need a C.V or
want to see my portfolio of writing work.
Thanks for your time
Cathy Swaby
Freelance Writer

Her response:
I'm sending you details, but to be honest, to our great deilight we've a lot
of great locally based applicants have come out of the woodwork and
we'll probably be choosing one of them - more practical for all concerned.
alison

Back to blog: Now is it just me (and I am someone who, as a writer, has had her fair share of work rejections- it's a big part of the territory) or is that slightly rude a response to a job application? Even broadsheet newspaper editors have had the time to respond more politely. I've worked in various personnel departments where I've dealt with job applicants, and I would never be so short with someone- I would at least thank them for getting in touch and say sorry but there isn't likely to be work available, I'll keep their details on file, etc etc. So I responded thus, and then the war began.....

>Thanks for letting me know but you could have been more polite about
it. I'm glad you're delighted you've found someone else but I'm not. I won't be
applying for the position as you have made it sound like it would be a
waste of my time. I suggest that next time someone is looking for work with you,
you appreciate the time they have taken to contact you and the fact that
they are looking for work and might be disappointed to learn that someone else
'got the job'. You may have not meant your email to be so abrupt but it
certainly came across that way.
> Cathy

So she said:

hi cathy, dear me, how grumpy -if you've 50 enquiries to answer in
half an hour when you were expecting 5 the temptation is to delete them all.
sounds like that would have suited you better. i was actually trying to save
you the trouble of applying by writing to you, so think of it that way.. right,
that's enough of a waste of time for us both.
alison

Back to blog: Bloody bitch!! Now do I forward this correspondence to her boss? Lines are open now so get voting....

2 comments:

JaneyV said...

Well you've got a dilemma there. On the one hand, if I were her boss I'd be bloody pissed off if I asked her to get a freelance writer and she chose someone on the basis of them being 'local' rather than any good. She obviously had no interest in quality, in which case you probably are well out of it. In my time I've done a bit of recruitment and it's really not that difficult to write a 'form letter' that's polite, encouraging and even a bit personal to those who've been rejected but I did approach it from the point of view of someone who spent several months unemployed and who got a whole load of them. Experience teaches you a lot. Alison obviously can't empathise and sees the task of finding a writer as an inconvenience. In which case I can't see that you'll make any difference to her by telling her boss. She's unlikely to care and you achieve nothing by pissing her off further. In fact if she has publishing contacts you might end up hurting your self. My advice, for what it's worth, is to break the cycle of negative karma by refusing her ill-will, then blessing her on her way.

Then you can justifiably feel totally superior to her.

Her Indoors said...

You are totally right- this is the conclusion I had come to after sleeping on it. So I will bless the silly wench on her way.